James Trachetta

Overview:

James Trachetta is the son of Jan Trachetta and Todd Trachetta. He is twins with Jimantha Trachetta, however the latter seems to be grossed out by her relation to James. The former seems to enjoy company with his twin sister despite the fact that she does not reciprocate those feelings. James is, to put it mildly, a bit fruity which has caused contention with his father, Todd. On the other hand, Jan is very open and welcoming towards James's sexual orientation

Physical and Character Description:

Jeremy has blonde hair and always wears his signature pair of Joe Biden raybands. He also wears a lot of white and pink, and dresses very flamboyantly. James is a very outgoing and friendly person, much like his mother. He enjoys a nice brunch as well as a day out with friends whenever possible! Trivia:

* He's very gay

* He shares a bathroom with his brother Jeremy Trachetta.

* He's the first Trachetta Family member to fully come out as gay, which his fellow siblings (except for Jimantha) all embrace.

* He once played soccer on the Camels team, coached by his father, however he dropped out after his brother surpassed him in skill.

* His favorite food is Lucky Charms cereal, while his favorite drink is chocky milk. His favorite movie is Titanic while his favorite show is Dance Moms. He loves, and I mean loves, his mom's brunch. Future Accomplishments:

James is the third member of the Trachetta Family to pass away. He lived a very chaotic and interesting life. After graduating from High School he attended an online college based in Taiwan while he lived in Syria "for the drama." After graduating in 2030, he moved across multiple different continents and countries in order to experience more cultures.

In 2032, he and Janette teamed up to help impoverished people in the Middle East, however after 2 years he moved to Kenya in order to be a wildlife safari guide. After being an African safari guide for 15 years, he moved back to Arkansas to help with his sister's re-election campaign until he switched to helping Jan's.

After his mother won the election, he moved to Nigeria and donated over $450,000 to poor street vendors in a campaign to help the working classes. After 6 months in Nigeria he travelled across Africa with various non-profits until 2060 when he finally returned to the United States to assist his mother's retirement. On inauguration day of the next president after Jan, he was so upset that his mother was no longer president that he DIED.